Enter culprits #2 and #2. Yes, you read that correct. Both are involved the drama tonight. I could not wait to put this one on, so figured I'd write before I forgot. Identities will remain as annonymous as possible to protect the guilty parties!
After dinner, I smelled stank. Enter first culprit #2. Needless to say, it wasn't too bad of an ordeal. Granted, I might have blamed the other first. Talk about throwing the scent! Fixed the problem and went on.
About 30 minutes later, I smelled the stank again. I didn't think the original could do it again. That's when I saw it. Little culprit #2, with the stank coming out of the pants onto the shirt. For grossness purposes, just know the dog was EXTREMELY interested in the ongoings at this point. I have NO CLUE what to do, or moreso, where to begin!
I ever so gently remove said shirt and jeans, maintaining smearage and spreadage. I then proceed to start the bath water. No way will I feel comfortable with the 15 wipes I dive into using! I go back, and continue, finishing with removing stank diaper. By the time culprit #2 and I make it BACK into the bathroom, low and behold... original culprit #2 has climbed INTO the tub, fully dressed and LOVING it!
At this point, I give. Both culprits happily play, splash, and are thoroughly scrubbed down.
Then comes my dilema. Who do I remove first? Little bit or boss man? I go with the little one. I drain the water and leave boss man to play in a toy filled, waterless tub. Little bit and I dry off, pj up, and return to get a very pumped boss man. After getting him dressed, we spend the rest of the eveing donning comfy pjs, without incident. Whew!
Thus proving the point(s) that I am not ready to handle 2, though I think I handled it well, and that I cannot handle that much #2 in one evening!
